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thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR




THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

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romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN






So when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.


loonylunalovegood97:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

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I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 

I feel like that teacher should get murdered

Hmm, I  can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was





chanelcops:

best gif eva





theanimalblog:

Sara Lynn Paige






delicatehaunting:

my edits










thebeldam:

When a group of dog rescuers arrived at the market to show the dogs available for adoption, somebody had left 12 puppies on the street – 8 of them were approximately 5 weeks old.

In shock, the rescuers didn’t know what to do. The group had recently canceled several adoption days at the market because of bad weather, so they were over their capacity with puppies still needing to be adopted out. Also, the abandoned puppies were so small that they needed to be fed every two hours, including at night.

That’s when a spayed stray dog approached, lay down beside the shoe box where the puppies were sleeping, and began caring for them.

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She wouldn’t let anyone get near the babies.

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Very carefully, the rescuers placed the puppies closer to her.

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She began caressing them and offering the warmth of her belly to the newborns.

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The maternal instinct kicked in and…

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after a few hours, she had milk and was feeding the puppies.

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The rescue group named her Vida, which means “life” in Portuguese.

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danarryfairy:

I DONT KNOW WHY I DID THIS IM ACTUALLY REALLY SORRY